Asparagus Caviar Gourmet

Today, Lady Medea and I are pampering our ultimate caviar connoisseur in every way imaginable. For this horny glutton, there’s nothing better than fresh, warm female shit and thick piss straight from the source! First, he gets to thoroughly pleasure my asshole with his tongue—deeply, persistently, and under Lady Medea’s strict supervision. Then things really get going: We take turns pissing directly into his willing mouth. He swallows obediently, sucks up the last drops, and even wrings out the dish sponge with our leftovers with relish in his mouth. Nothing goes to waste! Then comes the climax: I straddle him and squeeze a huge, creamy, stringy load of “asparagus” right into his mouth! Juicy, intense, and with that unmistakable, pungent asparagus aroma. The load is so massive that it doesn’t even fit completely in his mouth—I portion it out; he greedily eats most of it fresh off my ass, and I pack the rest into a Tupperware bowl for him to have later. A delicious dinner is guaranteed! Next up is Lady Medea—her consistency is completely different, much firmer and more compact. A perfect contrast to my soft asparagus mass. As the grand finale, our human toilet gets a big gulp of our specially collected morning piss—the asparagus piss, in particular, stinks incredibly sharp and hot!