M\u00f3j g\u0142upi przyrodni brat podarowa\u0142 mi na urodziny ca\u0142\u0105 mas\u0119 chrze\u015bcija\u0144skich gad\u017cet\u00f3w. Tylko dlatego, \u017ce jestem gothem, uwa\u017ca mnie za wyznawc\u0119 szatana i s\u0105dzi, \u017ce trzeba mnie nawr\u00f3ci\u0107. Poka\u017c\u0119 mu, co my\u015bl\u0119 o jego prezencie urodzinowym. Zastanowi si\u0119 dwa razy, zanim zn\u00f3w zrobi co\u015b takiego.<\/p>\n
Najpierw pluj\u0119 na Bibli\u0119, a potem brudz\u0119 j\u0105 szmink\u0105 i sokami z cipki. Po pociaraniu cipki sikam OGROMN\u0104 porcj\u0119 na wszystkie strony i zdejmuj\u0119 skarpetki, \u017ceby moje stopy te\u017c mog\u0142y si\u0119 przy\u0142\u0105czy\u0107 do zabawy! Mo\u017ce te prezenty nie s\u0105 takie z\u0142e? U\u017cywam Biblii, \u017ceby ociera\u0107 o ni\u0105 cipk\u0119 i rucha\u0107 krucyfiks, wbijaj\u0105c jego d\u0142ugi koniec w ty\u0142ek. Zmusz\u0119 ma\u0142ego Jezusa, \u017ceby zjad\u0142 moj\u0105 zasran\u0105 dup\u0119!<\/p>\n
Co jeszcze mog\u0119 zrobi\u0107 z prezentem od mojego przyrodniego brata? Chyba nasram na niego porz\u0105dnie! Zdejmuj\u0119 majtki i rzucam kupy na Bibli\u0119 i krucyfiks, smaruj\u0119 g\u00f3wnem strony, a potem zamykam ksi\u0105\u017ck\u0119, \u017ceby zrobi\u0107 biblijn\u0105 kanapk\u0119 z g\u00f3wnem!<\/p>\n
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